That’s so gay. 1

That's so gay.
I admit it, I’m angry.  I’m fucking livid.  I have been sitting at my desk listening to these bitches in finance discuss this, that and the other and every time they want to comment negatively about something they refer to it as ‘Gay’. When the fuck did this word become a negative adjective? Why has ...

I need the edge

I need the edge
I need the edge, the bleeding edge, and I need it now. The internet first came to my high school around 1994. Exciting developments in html included images. Then I found irc, then came google and ebay, gaydar and gay.com that shit was exciting. I blogged with the other trailblazers rolling my own php script ...

This Valentine’s Day… 3

This Valentine's Day...
I hate Saint Valentine’s Day. Not for the reason you think though. The story of Saint Valentine is actually quite impressive. To quote Wikipedia “The first representation of Saint Valentine appeared in the Nuremberg Chronicle, (1493); alongside the woodcut portrait of Valentine the text states that he was a Roman priest martyred during the reign ...

The man test

The man test
This came to me in an email from an unsuspecting straight coworker. My comments are in blue. As yet he hasn’t been game to make eye contact since my reply was sent. MAN TEST 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer.. It means you haven’t sucked ...

Open and gaping 1

Open and gaping
 The forums are open! Think of them as being like the old forums, except more vacuous and slightly more bitter. The same rules apply as always. Be fabulous, don’t be a douche, unless it’s a very funny douche, etcetera. We still have gossip/chatter/politics. What more could you ask for? A cure for HIV? Fair call, ...

Hello bitches! 5

Hello bitches!
Out with the old and in with the new! We won’t lie to you, pinksheep was tired, pinksheep was old, pinksheep was very 1996; but not in a good way. The new pinksheep will be different. Think “lifestyle magazine” meets “monkeys on typewriters on crack” meets “tourettes syndrome”. Pinksheep will become the literary equivalent of ...