Is this James Middleton being sexy? 4

Is this James Middleton being sexy?
Are these pictures of a naked James Middleton? Google has been auto-completeing “James Middleton Gay” so obviously the internet is a little curious. These images were passed onto us by a source who wished to remain anonymous. Thoughts? Opinions? Post them in the comments. Oh no! We just received an email from james@nicelawyers.co.uk accusing us ...

Potiche – French Film Attacks

Potiche - French Film Attacks
If you find yourself in the position of wanting to look cultured and educated, yet craving something of a 1970s sex comedy, look no further than “Potiche”. It’s the story of a bored housewife (Catherine Deneuve) who finds herself in charge of her husband’s umbrella factory after unionists take him hostage. Enter Gerard Depardieu as ...

Liz Taylor – more than a beard

Liz Taylor - more than a beard
Too soon? No, let us celebrate the life of Liz Taylor by celebrating her favourite hobby, getting married. Liz Taylor has always been a friend of the gays (who can blame her?) and even though we couldn’t marry, she married for us. Well, as much as one woman could. So let us celebrate her life ...

Create your own cult in Coogee

Create your own cult in Coogee
I love Sydney; she’s like an unconscious, vomit smeared drag queen unconscious in a gutter the morning after Mardi Gras. Surprisingly, most of the real estate I looked at in Sydney was remarkably tasteful, I feared that my search for a truly tacky terror would end empty handed. That was, until I looked at the ...

April Stars quick review.

April Stars quick review.
April – the month started off like a pistol. Yes I am aware that it is already the 18th (though I have only rewritten this on the 17th) and that the month is almost at an end. Anyway, back to the pistol analogy. Things that had been on the backburner have now come to the ...

That’s so gay. 1

That's so gay.
I admit it, I’m angry.  I’m fucking livid.  I have been sitting at my desk listening to these bitches in finance discuss this, that and the other and every time they want to comment negatively about something they refer to it as ‘Gay’. When the fuck did this word become a negative adjective? Why has ...

Please explain … Pauline Hanson has been detained at New Zealand’s international airport.

Please explain ... Pauline Hanson has been detained at New Zealand's international airport.
Pauline Hanson has been “left fuming” after being detained by New Zealand immigration officials, according to an article in Woman’s Day. Her conviction in 2003 for electoral fraud caught the attention of authorities who took her into a room at the international airport and questioned her. “I explained I was Australia’s first political prisoner,” she ...

The “Beef Rocket” Salad

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Easy, quick, and stylish; just like my first failed relationship. Unlike that schmuck, you will keep coming back to this recipe. Serve with a Pinot Gris or a cheeky little  Sauvignon Blanc. Serves 4 Ingredients 200 g Rocket (Washed) 2 Pears ¾ cup Parmesan Cheese 2 tbsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil 70 g Walnuts (Sliced) ...

Morrocan lamb and cous cous 1

Morrocan lamb and cous cous
This dish is so incredibly simple and popular at dinner parties that I’m loathe to give it out. Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful meal for summer, winter, or if you just can’t be shagged to cook lobster thermidor. The sweet dry spiciness of the lamb and couscous contrasts with the bite of the cucumber ...

The Taking of Alice

The Taking of Alice
In the past month I have viewed the hotly anticipated Disney’s latest rendition of Alice in Wonderland twice;  firstly in 3D and then again in plain old 2D. Allow me to summarise by saying that nothing adds to the demise of a movie more than expectation or a second viewing.  Well, ignorant people co-viewing the film with ...